• doctor: are you sexually active?
  • me: ha
  • me: hahahaha
  • me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
  • me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
  • me: hahaha
  • me: haaa....
  • me: whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • me: no, no i am not.

epitomeofkaydane:

ethereal-eyes:

my life ( ._.)

7/10 is me to a T

(Source: ainath)

“You’re ugly”

theepichumor:

My reaction when I was 7

My reaction now

(Source: whenmomentsblog)

~ Useful Information:

Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.

To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.

To make the mirror shine : Clean with alcohol

To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.

To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes

To give a shine to hair : Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.

To avoid tears while cutting onions : Chew gum.

To remove ink from clothes : Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.

To get rid of mice or rats : sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.